News Flash…The 2010 Pigskin Addiction Draft Guide scientifically proven to make you COOLER!
It’s that time of year again folks, the Fantasy Football Bible known as the Pigskin Addiction Draft Guide is about to hit the streets! You can pre-order this monstrosity of fantasy football goodness starting 1 June and it will hit your inbox July 1st! You’ll get FREE UPDATES loaded with league ass-kicking information on 15 August and 1 September to boot. This thing just oozes dominating information and the updates keep you ready for a draft anytime…anywhere. We have spent an entire off-season conducting scientific studies on the Pigskin Addiction draft guide and can conclusively say…
The Pigskin Addiction Draft Guide will……
1. Make you instantly cooler…you just touch this thing and gain 10 cool points.
2. Make beer taste better…you read this thing and suddenly beer tastes 1000 times better! We conducted EXTENSIVE studies on this.
3. Make chicks totally dig you…seriously, what chick doesn’t dig a fat bald guy reading a magazine with a pig on the cover? It’s a done deal homey.
4. Make you the life of the party…you show up to the party with this thing and people will flock to you. Chicks will hang on your every word and dudes will bring you beer.
5. Score you some serious action…she might be 300 lbs. on 1 leg and a kickstand with a full beard, but you’re totally getting some dude!
6. Make you an elite athlete…you follow our diet plan of beer and nachos in combination with the remote control curl regimen and you will be dominating any sport you want.
7. Make your hair grow back…dude, seriously…rub the guide on your head and you’ll be rocking an afro by Christmas. Hollaaaaaaaa!
8. Make your game with the ladies undeniably smooth…what chick doesn’t want a guy to whisper PPR stats into her ear?
9. Help you get a promotion at work…print all 140 pages of this out on the color printer at work and hand it to the boss…MONEY!
10. Make you a better cook…we’re so in love with food and beer that we’ve tucked 10 hidden recipes into the draft guide that will have you grubbing!
11. TAKE YOU TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE!
Okay, everything but #11 may be just a bit of a reach, but #11 is ALL YOU! Take the info, dominate your league from start to finish and talk smack all the while. Our information will entertain you like nobody’s can and inform you without all the generic every day regurgitated crap. We don’t rank on last year’s numbers because last year is OVER! Stay ahead of your league with the underground rag they just don’t know about…the 2010 Pigskin Addiction Draft Guide. You’ll have such an advantage over those dillrods in your league it should almost be considered cheating!
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